Skipped happily through the woods, following the trees with (X)s on them.
Now Executor, you freaky bastard, if you're reading this I think it's by time you checked on two of your agents. I think their names were Warrant and Right. You people really need to learn something about modern warfare, i.e. projectile weaponry.
Oops, got to go. I hear more sons of bitches coming my way.
Guns are for douches and sane people. Most of His players can barely eat soup much less aim and hold a gun.
ReplyDeleteI assure you that He has more cannon fodder than you have ammo.
ReplyDeleteGuns are fine, but if you get used to them to the point of using them as a crutch... well, the minute that chamber is empty you're pretty well fucked.
You know what, Seven, you're really a creepy guy. But irregardless, I've taken your advice. I just had to stab one of them to death. He had a sandwich. I am now eating said sandwich. No sign of the Lady.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of sandwich?
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Careful don't catch an std from it.
Egg salad. And I hope I don't. Also, seem to have a promising lead...
ReplyDeleteThat's good to know. Don't die on me
ReplyDeleteShit. More of them are closing in... About 6 I'd say. Current count: about twenty shells. Let's put them to good use, shall we?
ReplyDeleteGuns are awesome, but like Seven said, don't use them as a crutch.
ReplyDeleteGlad you're still alive.
Have fun shooting the equivalent of retards with schizophrenia, you big manly man.
ReplyDeleteNot all proxies are morons, Maurice. Though I'd imagine the stupid ones are the most fun to shoot.
ReplyDeleteLook. Even if they aren't to borrow the term "Touched" no Proxy will be clear thinking or stable as a normal human I don't care how lucid they sound.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what you meant from 'look' to 'no.'
ReplyDeleteAnd of course none of them think clearly--they serve Him! But that doesn't mean they are drooling retards.
And those that are are practically zombies. They'll keep coming.