Wednesday, 25 May 2011

À l'attaque!

Left Alex at the hotel.

Skipped happily through the woods, following the trees with (X)s on them.

Now Executor, you freaky bastard, if you're reading this I think it's by time you checked on two of your agents. I think their names were Warrant and Right. You people really need to learn something about modern warfare, i.e. projectile weaponry.

Oops, got to go. I hear more sons of bitches coming my way.

12 comments:

  1. Guns are for douches and sane people. Most of His players can barely eat soup much less aim and hold a gun.

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  2. I assure you that He has more cannon fodder than you have ammo.
    Guns are fine, but if you get used to them to the point of using them as a crutch... well, the minute that chamber is empty you're pretty well fucked.

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  3. You know what, Seven, you're really a creepy guy. But irregardless, I've taken your advice. I just had to stab one of them to death. He had a sandwich. I am now eating said sandwich. No sign of the Lady.

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  4. What kind of sandwich?

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    Careful don't catch an std from it.

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  5. Egg salad. And I hope I don't. Also, seem to have a promising lead...

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  6. That's good to know. Don't die on me

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  7. Shit. More of them are closing in... About 6 I'd say. Current count: about twenty shells. Let's put them to good use, shall we?

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  8. Guns are awesome, but like Seven said, don't use them as a crutch.

    Glad you're still alive.

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  9. Have fun shooting the equivalent of retards with schizophrenia, you big manly man.

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  10. Not all proxies are morons, Maurice. Though I'd imagine the stupid ones are the most fun to shoot.

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  11. Look. Even if they aren't to borrow the term "Touched" no Proxy will be clear thinking or stable as a normal human I don't care how lucid they sound.

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  12. I have no idea what you meant from 'look' to 'no.'

    And of course none of them think clearly--they serve Him! But that doesn't mean they are drooling retards.
    And those that are are practically zombies. They'll keep coming.

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